Today when i got home from school....?

i was bored watching sportscenter when ms.andrews came on the screen. i dont know why but i have the hots for ever since her pictures and video came on the internet. so being as horny as i was i took peanut er and put it all over my and called over my dog roxy to come lick it off. i let her lick it till i was ready to bust then i ran into the kitchen and as i turned the corner my mom walked in the house.from the reaction i jumped back letting go of the bust. it ended up hitting her in the face. how should i tell my dad this?!